so yesterday as i was enjoying my enviable life by laying on the couch, eating golden grahams right out of the box and watching vh-1's "scott baio is 45 and single," i came to a few conclusions worth mentioning...
1) my life is sweet and i may just do online crossword puzzles for the rest of the day to celebrate it.
2) what is more pathetic? scott baio being 45 and single....?? or me watching scott baio being 45 and single....??
3) i'm never going to see my moped again.
you know how in "home alone" (and of course i'm talking about the first one, fools, it's the only one whose existence is worth acknowledging) when the "wet bandits" finally realize what's been going on at the mcallister household and joe pesci's character says to daniel stern's character, "i think we're bein' scammed by a kindy-gart'ner."? well, i think i'm being scammed by an opie..."
more to come...
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