cartoon opposites...

so, a few years ago i invented a new word....cartoon opposites.

yes, we are all familiar with what an opposite is, especially if we have recently watched any episodes of "sesame street," but a cartoon opposite is something to be applied differently.

cartoon opposite is more than just an opposite, in fact, it is so ridiculously opposite that only the image of a cartoon... extremely tall man vs. extremely short man, extremely large eyes vs. extremely small eyes can summarize just how dramatically opposite these two things are.

i invented this word when i was describing the difference between a new friend in my life and myself. she was tall, blonde, blue-eyed, demure and shy. yes, indeed, she and i were "cartoon opposites."

another word i've invented is the word "badvocate."

a badvocate is someone who is really freakin' good at fighting for their rights, beliefs and convictions, yes, sounds like advocate, but becomes BADvocate because their rights, beliefs and convictions are the "cartoon opposite" of what YOU actually believe in.

more to come...